What wouldn�t a guy do to get the girl?
 
How will garage band front man Duncan ever get the attention of his goddess like classmate Carly, who�s so busy trying to save the world that she won�t even look in his direction? An idea hits him, literally: when Duncan accidentally bruises himself, Carly wants to know who punched him, and vows to take care of �poor widdle Dunky.� But as his black eye fades, so does Carly�s devotion. Duncan needs a plan. He needs impending danger. He needs a BULLY. The search is on.
 
This hilarious novel plays with the certainty that teenage boys will do just about anything to get a girl�s attention.
 
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