Have you ever been stuck with a bore at a party? Bumped into your ex-husband with his new girlfriend? Suffered through a long car trip with your boss? Gotten sucked into attending your friend's foreign wedding? You'll have better luck next time escaping at the last minute or avoiding the situation entirely once you've mastered David Jacobson's hilarious and ingenious techniques for finding the trap door in any social quagmire. 
 
Get Me Out of Here! provides expert advice and killer lines that really work, whether you're trying to avoid making small talk on a bus or desperate to leave your own party early. Every conceivable life scenario is anticipated here and addressed, from avoiding a landlord to evading your in-laws. With dozens of detailed illustrations, this entertaining reference gives step-by-step guidance on how to extricate yourself from almost any delicate situation.