BEAUTY AND THE BULLY What wouldn‚™t a guy do to get the girl? How will garage band front man Duncan ever get the attention of his goddess like classmate Carly, who‚™s so busy trying to save the world that she won‚™t even look in his direction? An idea hits him, literally: when Duncan accidentally bruises himself, Carly wants to know who punched him, and vows to take care of ‚poor widdle Dunky.‚ But as his black eye fades, so does Carly‚™s devotion. Duncan needs a plan. He needs impending danger. He needs a BULLY. The search is on. This hilarious novel plays with the certainty that teenage boys will do just about anything to get a girl‚™s attention.