MY SEVEN YEARS IN CAPTIVITY From tales of the painting elephant that appeared on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, to encounters with a "psycho" duck,  baby gorilla and an escaped kangaroo, public relations man Bill Seaton describes his fascinating experiences during his tenure at the world-famous San Diego Zoo.Seaton, the self-described "non-zooologist," celebrates his cherished days in captivity as press agent in a beguiling and colorful style.  An award-winning, delightful read for animal lovers, PR people, or anyone who's ever visited a zoo.A best-humor-book winner from the San Diego Book Awards.